when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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