How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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