I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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