4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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