Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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