I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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