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(212): View more from New York

Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(503): View more from Oregon

we made out on top of his cat.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.

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(770): View more from Georgia

he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario

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(713): View more from Texas

Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.

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