i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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