The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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