Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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