did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My balls are so social today.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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