belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i jhust puked up my retainher.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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