I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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