I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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