Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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