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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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