his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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