You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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