I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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