I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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