I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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