i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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