I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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