haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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