your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
