yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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