but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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