spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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