whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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