Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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