My brain says no but my pants say off.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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