you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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