ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
im holly from the hills drunk
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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