So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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