That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
