I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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