Whod you bang
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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