I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
