no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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