we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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