thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I have post one night stand depression
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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