i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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