Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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