It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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