Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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