I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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