No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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