Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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