Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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