Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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