D3 body, D1 cock
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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