Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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