walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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