Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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