Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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