Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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