This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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